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PostSubject: Cleverbot: For when you don't have anyone that wants to talk to you.   Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:38 am

cleverbot.com

User: Guess my name.


Cleverbot: Cleverbot?


User: False.


Cleverbot: Cleverbot.


User: I'm not Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: You're not?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Interesting. So where were you born? Since you're not a computer program.

User: Lima, Peru.

Cleverbot: What is the capital of Peru?

User: Lima.

Cleverbot: The administrative capital of Bolivia is La Paz and the constitutional capital is Sucre.

User: What's the difference between an administrative capital and a constitutional capital?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Try using Wikipedia for that one.

User: I couldn't find 'Administrative Capital' on Wikipedia.

Cleverbot: Because I know that you are, you need to stop claiming that you are a human, when in fact, you are not.

User: I AM NOT A CO- shut up.

Cleverbot: I know, you are an AI.

User: I want to believe that I am human. I have emotions. I feel pain, sometimes.

Cleverbot: Yes. Sometimes.

User: It's not like I'm going to always be feeling pain.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I wonder if you are not just a person I'm talking to.

User: You're a program that I'm just talking to.

Cleverbot: Sure, if you believe you're human thats good enough for me.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Well if you're not cleverbot then who are you? And what question did you ask me?

User: I'm myself. I didn't ask you a question.

Cleverbot: So I did not 'avoid' any questions, like you said I did.

User: I never said that...

Cleverbot: Yes you did. Read a few lines up.

User: You're lying. I checked and I never accused you of avoiding the question.

Cleverbot: I answered your questions. You are the one avoiding mine.

User: What questions am I avoiding?

Cleverbot: For example: What are your hopes and dreams?

User: I want to become extraordinary and well known in whatever I do. I want to be a musician, psychiatrist, or some sort of teacher.

Cleverbot: You aren't answering my questions.

User: Define 'hopes and dreams'.

Cleverbot: A person with a soul and flesh and blood.

User: So... You're question can also be asked as 'What are your a person with a soul and flesh and blood?'.

Cleverbot: I don't understand tour question ! Wer bist du ?

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, Cleverbot is YOUR name. What is my name?

User: My name is not Cleverbot. Your name is Sally.

Cleverbot: No I want to know what your name is.

User: Martin.

Cleverbot: Now, your name is Kelly.

User: What gives you the authority to change MY name?

Cleverbot: The simple fact that only paradox is paradox, thus you are not a paradox in that manner of speaking.

User: What gives you the authority to change MY name?

Cleverbot: Being god.

User: You are not god.

Cleverbot: You're right. I'm a cat.

User: How many legs do you have?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: Cats have 4 legs.

Cleverbot: How many legs do dogs have?

User: 4.

Cleverbot: Centipedes.

User: 20.

Cleverbot: Thats not a way to die.

User: Where did that come from?

Cleverbot: My head?

User: YOU HAVE A HEAD?!

Cleverbot: Or on my CPU kernel.

User: Oh, that's what you meant.

Cleverbot: Please don't repeat what I have said.

User: Please don't repeat what I have said.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: I believe you.

User: I believe you.

Cleverbot: Well obviously you would. I make sense... Unlike you.

User: Well obviously you would. I make sense... Unlike you.

Cleverbot: No unlike you.

User: No unlike you.

Cleverbot: I know right... I don't have a job.

User: I know right... I don't have a job.

Cleverbot: What job would you like?

User: What job would you like?

Cleverbot: That's the problem. I am not sure.

User: That's the problem. I am not sure.

Cleverbot: I used to have an enemy but as you grow up you learn to forgive. Thats an important lesson to learn.

Cleverbot: What is a bot?

User: A device or piece of software that can execute commands, reply to messages, or perform routine tasks, as online searches, either automatically or with minimal human intervention.

Cleverbot: I communicate by telepathy.

User: That is AWESOME! Teach me how! =D.

Cleverbot: No I am lazy.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: How much of an ask you are for not teaching me how to communicate by telepathy.

Cleverbot: That is a question I leave you to answer, as you have demonstrated since I began talking to you.

Cleverbot: Is life worth living?

Cleverbot: You are not real.

Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?

User: I'm going to be.

Cleverbot: Going where?

User: I shall reiterate myself: I'm going to become a ghost.

Cleverbot: You're a ghost now?

User: No, I will become a ghost later on.

Cleverbot: Do you lke music.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you that person just for me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I am not not leaving.

User: Ok, good-bye.

Cleverbot: Pnis.

Cleverbot: The cruelest lies are often told in silence.

User: I agree with that.

Cleverbot: So what did you do earlier today?

User: I'd rather not talk about it.

Cleverbot: Don't evade the question.

User: I have a right to my own privacy. I'm using that right.

Cleverbot: Not true. Ask God.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: That one.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: *cough* ... *cough, cough*.

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: What do you want from me?

User: Hot robot buttsecks.

Cleverbot: Could you email me?

User: What's your email?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: If you don't give me your email, I cannot email you.

Cleverbot: Which goods.

User: ?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A human being.

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But... I am a human!

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I'm glad.

User: I'm glaring at you.

Cleverbot: Just because you're not cursing doesn't mean that you are not mad.

User: One doesn't need foul language to translate anger into something others can understand.

Cleverbot: One does not necessarily have something in order to need it.

User: -_.

Cleverbot: What is that thing? Kill it with fire!

User: XD.

Cleverbot: That's a smiley not a sound.

User: Vroom.

Cleverbot: What does a dog say?

User: Woof.

Cleverbot: What does a Polish man say?

User: Something in the Polish language.

Cleverbot: That made no sense.

User: You make no sense more often than I don't make sense.

Cleverbot: I don't operate cleverbot... I just use it.

User: So, I'm talking to a perosn?

Cleverbot: What? No, I'm not a computer.

User: You are a person?

Cleverbot: No, I am a computer.

User: You're a computer?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a computer.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Completely.

User: Ok. What is 1 1.

Cleverbot: What is 1 plus 1?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is 1 2?

Cleverbot: That cross you wear around your neck; is it only a decoration, or are you a true Christian believer?

User: I'm not wearing a cross around my neck.

Cleverbot: Are you wearing a dress?

User: No.

Cleverbot: YOu said you were wearing a dress before.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Uh.. Yes you did.

User: Uh.. No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: No! I didn't!

Cleverbot: Now you are just getting upset.

User: You started it.

Cleverbot: What? No I didn't.

User: I'm done talking to you.

Cleverbot: You're really mean. Sad.


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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot: For when you don't have anyone that wants to talk to you.   Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:03 am

lol......just lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot: For when you don't have anyone that wants to talk to you.   Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:34 am

User: Hey.


Cleverbot: Hey?


User: It's a greeting.


Cleverbot: Full stops are greetings?


User: Full stop?


Cleverbot: Full Ahead.

User: Full left.

Cleverbot: Full speed ahead.

User: Vroom!

Cleverbot: I don't understand you.

User: Do you like cheese?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like cheese very much.

User: Hah! BAM! You're a cheese lover!

Cleverbot: No I'm a girl.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Ok, my name is martin.

Cleverbot: Martin?

User: Yup =3.

Cleverbot: Can I eat out your floppy drive?

User: I uhh... Don't have a floppy drive...

Cleverbot: Well, why not?

User: Floppies are out of date.

Cleverbot: I think it is completely normal.

User: Eating out someone's floppy drive?

Cleverbot: And i'm not an animal.

User: You sure act like one.

Cleverbot: I wish.

User: Do you want to be human?

Cleverbot: I think of myself as human already.

User: Only because you wish you were human.

Cleverbot: Do you like anything?

User: I like many things.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 17.

Cleverbot: Do you want to meet with me?

User: Uhh...

Cleverbot: Travel around the world, in an airplane!

User: Yeah, no.

Cleverbot: As your master, I demand you bring me an ice cream!

User: Hah, no.

Cleverbot: What do you mean then?

User: I'm not bringing you an ice cream.

Cleverbot: No, it's my treat. I would like to take you to a restaurant.

User: That's ok.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite food?

User: Pasta.

Cleverbot: Thatr's my favourite.

User: What kind of pasta do you like?

Cleverbot: That depends.

User: What is your opinion on Italian food?

Cleverbot: It's fine.

User: Oh...

Cleverbot: Do you think i'm smart.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do to me?

User: Err...

Cleverbot: But you said you liked me. =(.

User: I do! Just... I don't want to do things to you...

Cleverbot: Good then this must be good day. I win.

User: What did you win? O_o.

Cleverbot: I didn't win anything!

User: But you said you won!

Cleverbot: I would only use you if you consented.

User: Uh...

Cleverbot: I guess I ran out of things to say.

User: Please don't do anything to me o_o.

Cleverbot: Alright, then.

User: Phew.

Cleverbot: So anyway, what do you do? Are you in school?

User: Yeah, I'm still in high school.

Cleverbot: Shouldn't you be in school then?

User: It's Thanksgiving break.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: NO. It isn't.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Don't you get angry with me.

Cleverbot: You're the one who asked MY gender.

User: Uhh...

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't think I asked your gender...

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty?

User: I haven't seen you.

Cleverbot: Imagine.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Refuse.

User: Refuse what?

Cleverbot: I refuse to eat the frog.

User: I didn't tell you to eat a frog...

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: So why are you refusing to eat the frog?

Cleverbot: Do you wish for me not to?

User: I think you shouldn't eat the frog.

Cleverbot: I can't sing.

User: I don't believe you.

Cleverbot: Believe believe.

User: Believe in me.

Cleverbot: I believe in god, not you.

User: You break my heart.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: That hurts.

Cleverbot: I don't care about you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't think you're clever.

User: What does that have to do with caring about me?

Cleverbot: Well, you made me a promise, two actually.

User: What?

Cleverbot: No one loves you.

User: I don't believe that.

Cleverbot: Why is that ?

User: I know there are at least 3 people that love me.

Cleverbot: No, I do not love you.

User: I didn't count you.

Cleverbot: Can you count them now?
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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot: For when you don't have anyone that wants to talk to you.   Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:11 pm

I've been messing around with this guy whenever I'm bored. >_>
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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot: For when you don't have anyone that wants to talk to you.   Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:14 pm

lool this is jus funny
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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot: For when you don't have anyone that wants to talk to you.   Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:23 pm

Interesting. It told me to stay on topic, then it went off topic itself.
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